If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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