what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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