He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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