i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
you never un-have a 4some
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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