My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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