Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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