South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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