Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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