I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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