We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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