3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
