:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
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Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize