when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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