I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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