She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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