Kiss
Puke
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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