I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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