Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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