Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
two words: eviction party
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
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I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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