the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Still dying that you shit outside
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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