party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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