I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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I'm passing your future prison.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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