He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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