We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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