Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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