After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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