? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize