Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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