Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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