I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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