Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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