Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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