i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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