shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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