Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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