It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And the cops told us we were all naked.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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