..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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