He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
this will be a night to untag.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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