Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
