I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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