how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
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Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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