U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
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And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I forget how to act sober
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