im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
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I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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