You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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