sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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