I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We're too hungover to prance.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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