wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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