I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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