Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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