I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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