I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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