This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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