Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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