Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
