In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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