We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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