In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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